If you are looking at these octopus socks we don't even have to pretend, here's the good stuff:

Each octopus arm is capable of thinking on their own, and has more neurons than the brain. Sometimes they will form hunting alliances with nearby fish, but if they aren't collaborating will punch the fish to set it straight.

• Designed with love in Santa Cruz, CA
• Machine wash cold. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low or hang to dry
• WNC1763-BLK: 42% Cotton, 56% Nylon, 2% Spandex